50 going on 15

There's nothing on tv.
My leg hurts.
Rub my leg.
I'm hungry.
I don't like this soup.
Did the mail come yet?
Bring me some water.
Don't we have any flavored water?
I need to go to the ice rink.
I made a list of things I need you to do.
Bring me my Blackberry.
Do we have any Jello?
I have a headache.
When do I take my pills?
I don't like these socks.
Can I have some different socks?
(and coming thru the walkie-talkie...)
Requesting assistance to walk upstairs.

I keep waiting for him to whine "Mom, I'm bored!"