Heard in my local grocery store

"Paper or plastic?"
"What's worse for the environment?"
"I don't know; everybody has different opinion on that. Some say paper is better but some say plastic is better."
"Well I want to know what's worse."
"I don't know sir. I guess plastic is worse."
"All these politically correct people... I want whatever's worse for the environment. Give me plastic!"

Stupid old fart! He made me happy that I'd brought my reuseable bags.