Oooh! Oooh! LOST is on tonight!

What??? You haven't seen it? Well get caught up and start watching! Seriously. Jack is kinda hot. And John Locke ain't bad, either. Sawyer is sleazy tho. At first he was kind of a sexy cowboy type. Yeah, an outlaw. But as time goes on, he just gets sleazier. And what's up with him stealing the guns? Like he needs all those! And why do the Others have that theatrical makeup & stuff? Do you think they could be scientists conducting tests on the mysterious magnetic powers of the island? Is that why Locke can walk and Rose is feeling ok? And what's the deal with the numbers? Do you think anything will happen if they stop pushing the button? And where did that Desmond guy go...