Warped

I woke up with this song in my head...


... and it gave me an idea. What if I pretend that the snow outside is sand? Can I convince myself that when I look outdoors I am on a beach in the Caribbean instead of snowy central Ohio? Its' worth a try.

Then I saw this:


Minus fourteen. A record low. Oh joy!

I have one more thought to leave you with this morning: If I crochet while drinking Caribou Coffee from my knitted Starbucks mug, will I warp the space-time continuum... or... something?