Sunday, May 11, 2008

How to tell if your son is home from college

You don't see him anywhere and his car isn't in the driveway, but you have the undeniable feeling that your baby is home for the summer. But how can you be sure? Here's a quick test. Just look for these signs:

#1. Big things parked in strange places.
A printer on your dining room table and a dusty tv on the laundry room counter could be your first clues.


#2. Gigantic, brightly colored sneakers.
Either your teenager is home or there's a clown out there missing his best shoes.


#3. Random piles of stuff left throughout the house.
Clothing and a knee brace on your kitchen table could be a fluke, but the presence of high-tech electronic devices is a dead giveaway.


#4. Check your laundry room.
If it looks like this, he's probably home.


#5. Flowers and a card left on your dinner spot.
Yes, your baby is back!


Rejoice and hug & kiss him well, then find yourself a sturdy clothespin 'cause it's been a while since you've tackled laundry that smells this bad.

Have a Happy Mother's Day!

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